Bamyattrill is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, flying horse.

Bamyattrill created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamyattrill, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bamyattrill, he will send you a sign.

Bamyattrill's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bamyattrill's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bamyattrill seven times a day.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

4. You must love Bamyattrill.

5. Always share bread with strangers, but never with whales.