Vonkpon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered monkey.

Vonkpon created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkpon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vonkpon, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vonkpon's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vonkpon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Do not place figs upon stone.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never whisper while facing south.