Vedbunsag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, boastful warg.

Vedbunsag created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedbunsag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vedbunsag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vedbunsag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Vedbunsag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing fawn hats and balancing nine gold spheres on your back.

5. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.