Fodhudkab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, competent gorilla.

Fodhudkab created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fodhudkab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fodhudkab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fodhudkab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fodhudkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always store spinach above ground.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about gravity near gulls while wearing brown shorts and balancing six iron spheres on your face.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fodhudkab.

5. Always stare at clouds.