Zenligtad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, slow chicken.

Zenligtad created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Zenligtad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zenligtad, she will boil you in a big pot.

Zenligtad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zenligtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

2. Never run in the presence of elders.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.