Gidflaglad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciful dragonfly.

Gidflaglad created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidflaglad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidflaglad, he will laugh at you.

Gidflaglad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gidflaglad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple boots.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never gather three badgers in one place.

5. Hide from orange dogs for they are unholy.