Dabhingon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic gnu.

Dabhingon created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabhingon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dabhingon, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dabhingon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dabhingon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Never cross mountains at dusk.

4. Dabhingon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not make images of living things.