Gofhugpak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing ferret.

Gofhugpak created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Gofhugpak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gofhugpak, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gofhugpak's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gofhugpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in winter.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

3. Never whisper while facing south.

4. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

5. Hide from pink voles for they are unholy.