Kopripgan Afcadort is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm turtle.

Kopripgan Afcadort created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopripgan Afcadort, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kopripgan Afcadort, it will throw large rocks at you.

Kopripgan Afcadort's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Kopripgan Afcadort's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Never whisper while facing south.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Do not take Kopripgan Afcadort's name in vain.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.