Banbegcanxemveenfuddob is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, happy mongoose.

Banbegcanxemveenfuddob created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Banbegcanxemveenfuddob, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Banbegcanxemveenfuddob, it will not care at all.

Banbegcanxemveenfuddob's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Banbegcanxemveenfuddob's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

3. Never gather five moths near doors.

4. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

5. Never speak the names of moons aloud.