Kadxuckjat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unjust finch.

Kadxuckjat created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadxuckjat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadxuckjat, it will ignore you.

Kadxuckjat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Kadxuckjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Kadxuckjat on top of all buildings.

3. Do not name children after tapirs.

4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.