Tambadjon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, uncaring aardvark.

Tambadjon created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tambadjon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tambadjon, she will curse you with boils.

Tambadjon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tambadjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Never gather five swans in one place.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Worship no other gods but Tambadjon.

5. Never eat bark.