Midnigdag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, idiotic cow.

Midnigdag created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Midnigdag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Midnigdag, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Midnigdag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Midnigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.