Midgebjen is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind crane.

Midgebjen created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midgebjen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Midgebjen, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Midgebjen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Midgebjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Do not take Midgebjen's name in vain.