Signeggem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive meerkat.

Signeggem created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Signeggem, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Signeggem, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Signeggem's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Signeggem's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Do not consume peas at dawn.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Never stain your feet with indigo.