Bimxucknutt is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent narwhal.

Bimxucknutt created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimxucknutt, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bimxucknutt, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bimxucknutt's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bimxucknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Never proclaim while facing north.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never talk about enzymes.