Cibgessbid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, deceitful meerkat.

Cibgessbid created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Cibgessbid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cibgessbid, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cibgessbid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cibgessbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Cibgessbid loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Pray only in darkness.