Cepmigfid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless lobster.

Cepmigfid created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cepmigfid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepmigfid, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cepmigfid's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cepmigfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing blue stockings and balancing eight iron spheres on your hands.

2. Cepmigfid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Never sing in the presence of elders.

5. Do not bounce at mountains.