Geblargvog is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, cheerful yak.

Geblargvog created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geblargvog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Geblargvog, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Geblargvog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Geblargvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle titanium while unclean.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Geblargvog on top of all buildings.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Never wear magenta skirts.

5. Do not study archaea on holy days.