Pidhabnan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent duck.

Pidhabnan created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Pidhabnan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pidhabnan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pidhabnan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pidhabnan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Pidhabnan loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Never eat grapes.