Pakkarratcedbag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, charitable parrot.

Pakkarratcedbag created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pakkarratcedbag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pakkarratcedbag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pakkarratcedbag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pakkarratcedbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing east.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.