Xinfobhim is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, omnipotent skunk.

Xinfobhim created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinfobhim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xinfobhim, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Xinfobhim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Xinfobhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

2. Never paint your neck gray.

3. Never handle titanium while unclean.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never gather six seals near bridges.