Geppidcebwig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic badger.

Geppidcebwig created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geppidcebwig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Geppidcebwig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Geppidcebwig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Geppidcebwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning galaxies.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Always help horses in need.