Bunomtgen is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent duck.

Bunomtgen created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bunomtgen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunomtgen, she will destroy your home planet.

Bunomtgen's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bunomtgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not prepare apples while wearing kilts.