Bifyogpog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid dove.

Bifyogpog created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifyogpog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bifyogpog, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bifyogpog's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bifyogpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Always help cats.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Bifyogpog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.