Motjarnwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, astonishing sheep.

Motjarnwon created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motjarnwon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Motjarnwon, it will remove you from existence.

Motjarnwon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Motjarnwon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Never adorn your neck with green markings.