Gepnegflab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong whale.

Gepnegflab created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnegflab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepnegflab, she will make you grow a tail.

Gepnegflab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gepnegflab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo gulls for they are unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

4. Never handle silicon while unclean.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.