Fudtandap Dapstragsawcarfubbass is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, wise otter.

Fudtandap Dapstragsawcarfubbass created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudtandap Dapstragsawcarfubbass, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fudtandap Dapstragsawcarfubbass, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fudtandap Dapstragsawcarfubbass' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fudtandap Dapstragsawcarfubbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Fudtandap Dapstragsawcarfubbass on top of all buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear jumpers.