Pogdadgof is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise elephant.

Pogdadgof created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdadgof, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pogdadgof, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pogdadgof's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pogdadgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.