Pangrilsag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, contented narwhal.

Pangrilsag created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangrilsag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pangrilsag, she will be mildly annoyed.

Pangrilsag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Pangrilsag's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Pangrilsag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Do not sit in public.