Zenfadbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, flying owl.

Zenfadbeg created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zenfadbeg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zenfadbeg, it will come to you in dreams.

Zenfadbeg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Zenfadbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must love Zenfadbeg.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Zenfadbeg on top of all buildings.