Flagpandid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy fly.

Flagpandid created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flagpandid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flagpandid, he will make you grow a tail.

Flagpandid's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Flagpandid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never speak at dusk.

4. Do not keep six seals in a large pit.

5. Do not bounce in public.