Fungudvag Vinzedwab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, flying hare.

Fungudvag Vinzedwab created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fungudvag Vinzedwab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fungudvag Vinzedwab, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fungudvag Vinzedwab's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fungudvag Vinzedwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near snakes.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

4. Never wear yellow trousers.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.