Arnlatgum Lin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Arnlatgum Lin created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnlatgum Lin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arnlatgum Lin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Arnlatgum Lin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Arnlatgum Lin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Do not consume garlic at dawn.

3. Never bounce near grasshopers.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Retreat if six moths approach from the east.