Himsafcan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-powerful turtle.

Himsafcan created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Himsafcan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himsafcan, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Himsafcan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Himsafcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow birds to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always remove shoes before touching copper.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Retreat if five tortoises approach from the south.

5. Never hop in autumn.