Cengadnar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak bee.

Cengadnar created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Cengadnar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cengadnar, it will turn you into a slug.

Cengadnar's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cengadnar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Cengadnar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.