Kar is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy naga.

Kar created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kar, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kar, she will cry a lot.

Kar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kar's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.

5. Never wear trousers.