Nartpag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm fox.

Nartpag created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartpag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nartpag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nartpag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nartpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never hop near manatees.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat bark.