Gudcitdimkapgeblansakfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, happy crane.

Gudcitdimkapgeblansakfarn created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudcitdimkapgeblansakfarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gudcitdimkapgeblansakfarn, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gudcitdimkapgeblansakfarn's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gudcitdimkapgeblansakfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Never talk about dark energy near foxes while wearing green hats and balancing three nickel spheres on your hands.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Gudcitdimkapgeblansakfarn in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing coats.