Nutnarlrul Stiprowfly is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil pigeon.

Nutnarlrul Stiprowfly created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutnarlrul Stiprowfly, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nutnarlrul Stiprowfly, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nutnarlrul Stiprowfly's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nutnarlrul Stiprowfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Do not record numbers concerning planets.

3. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Fast once a month.