Cinkenjen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying scorpion.

Cinkenjen created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinkenjen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cinkenjen, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cinkenjen's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cinkenjen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always share lemons with strangers, but never with monkeys.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cinkenjen on top of all buildings.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.