Bus is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sapient jackal.

Bus created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bus, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bus, she will not invite you to parties.

Bus' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bus' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Do not name children after birds.

5. Always share peanuts with strangers, but never with tapirs.