Zimbancub Tadsagbem is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish hare.

Zimbancub Tadsagbem created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimbancub Tadsagbem, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zimbancub Tadsagbem, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zimbancub Tadsagbem's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Zimbancub Tadsagbem's Holy Commandments

1. Zimbancub Tadsagbem must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. You must love Zimbancub Tadsagbem.

4. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.