Sadcidont is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witty deer.

Sadcidont created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sadcidont, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sadcidont, he will turn you into a worm.

Sadcidont's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sadcidont's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.