Cedyimmis is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent bear.

Cedyimmis created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedyimmis, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cedyimmis, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cedyimmis' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cedyimmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

3. Never gather seven seals near wells.

4. Never paint your hands orange.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.