Sagjonjig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever dog.

Sagjonjig created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagjonjig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sagjonjig, she will try to impress you with trees.

Sagjonjig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sagjonjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.