Rulgilstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring aardvark.

Rulgilstrag created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Rulgilstrag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rulgilstrag, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rulgilstrag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Rulgilstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle nickel while unclean.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Never mark doors with gray.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not shave your neck.