Gabrapapp is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic tapir.

Gabrapapp created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabrapapp, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gabrapapp, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gabrapapp's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gabrapapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never handle silicon while unclean.

5. Always take life seriously.