Cetvidpon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent donkey.

Cetvidpon created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Cetvidpon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cetvidpon, she will turn you into a slug.

Cetvidpon's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cetvidpon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not prepare beans while wearing rings.

4. Never paint your arms white.

5. Never write about spacetime.