Monditlim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy hamster.

Monditlim created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monditlim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Monditlim, she will turn you into a goat.

Monditlim's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Monditlim's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.